Right. Listen up. This is what you need to know about Tyrannosaurses: is it bipedal? Did it run fast? Why as it called “the tyrant lizard”? How long was it from the tip of its nose to the tip of its tail? How long were its jaws? How much did it weigh? How many teeth did it have? How long was each tooth?

The quiz card was illustrated with a photo of a cheap plastic model of a T-rex set on a patch of model-railroad scenery. Its colouring was purely conjectural.

For next year’s FOSDEM, brush up on Chasmosauruses. And remember, what happens at the beer event stays at the beer event, right Paul?